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Shitkickers

Shitkickers are the daily driver of your boot collection. Usually when you wear them you do not care what happens to them.
(I’ll stick these here shitkickers so far up your ass…)
by Uncle Roo December 30, 2023
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Shitrick

To group ghost a friend from a friend group, but maintain connections acknowledging past friendship.
John: Yo have you seen Josh lately

Craig: Nah we don't like Josh anymore, we shitrick him.
by HornySpider420 June 10, 2024
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Sir Shitlicker

A hacky-sack carrying, baja wearing, long haired sketch ball, who enjoys sulking around town and golf courses while high, and mourning over the loss of his true love. Sir Shitlickers are not very smart people, and they may be completely oblivious to the fact that they are hurting the girl who has liked them all along. Sometimes they have been known to have no feelings, except for the girl who got away.
"wow that Brian's a real Sir Shitlicker." "I'll say, did you see him loitering in front of 7-11 yesterday? probably looking for Ash again."
by Amber Alloy January 4, 2010
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Big Shitdick

It's a very big shit but with dicks in it. The reason for dicks in it is because of cannibals and the diet of only dicks.
Dude last night everyone had a big shitdick.
by Shippy Thicc December 14, 2018
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Glittering Shitfuck

Someone who is excessively self-absorbed and enamored with their perceived brilliance or success, to the point where they are unable to recognize or acknowledge their own shortcomings or failures.

This individual is so captivated by their own glittering poop that they are blind to their own flaws or mistakes.

A sense of vanity, arrogance, and delusion in the person being described, highlighting their inability to see things objectively and their preoccupation with their own perceived greatness.
And he said that.....?
What a fucking... Glittering Shitfuck!

The striker's missed goal was a glittering shitfuck that cost the team the victory.

After spending hours on that project, all I got was a glittering shitfuck of a response from my boss - no appreciation or recognition whatsoever.
by Parnate March 8, 2024
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jimmy johns shitdick

when u had jimmy johns earlier in the day, then get fucked in the ass.

Defined by the lovely "ally"
After he fucked me in the ass I turned around to give him top but he had jimmy johns shitdick, courtesy of me
by your mother120894203729857 December 7, 2017
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Pulling a ShitFuck

“Pulling a ShitFuck” is another term for leading someone to suicide, coined after the discord user ShitFuck led someone to suicide.
Alex: yo man, what do you think of Jen?

Jonah: I think I’m pulling a ShitFuck on her.
by Fjfjfbffb February 20, 2023
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