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Shaving under the dick

phrased used to show that someone is crossing the line on a matter or getting on someones nerves, without realizing it, resulting in a bad outcome if one is not careful.
Tom: so i hear you like chicken huh derrel

Derrel: What mothafucka?

Dave: Come on Tom ur "shaving under the dick" wit that one
by Dj TdUb April 3, 2010
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Trying to Shave a Snake

A phrase coined by Demetri Martin.. It is used to describe a situation that doesn't work out well, just like shaving a snake. It's just not going to happen.
"You hear Jerry's trying to open that Frozen Yogurt business?"
"Good luck to him.. If you ask me, he's trying to shave a snake."
by JollyLama February 27, 2010
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save your shave

When you need to shave, but decide not to because of an important event coming up. Saving your shave is done to eliminate any irritation you would receive from shaving too often.
Guy1: Dude you haven't shaved for like a week, you need to get on that.

Guy2: Yeah I know, I'm about to.

Guy1: On second thought, you should save your shave for when your girlfriend comes this weekend!

Guy2: Oh good idea, I wouldn't want razor burn while she's here
by Scooter5465 April 6, 2010
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shit shower shave

the most refreshing order to clean up, a three step process.

1. take a shit, never do this last
2. have a shower, feel clean
3. shave, either in the shower or alternitavely after the shower, if you got face hair.
FINALLY YOUR BAREABLE TO LOOK AT.
guy 1on phone: HEEEEY!
guy 2: hi there.
guy 1: what time do you wanna meet up tonight?
guy 2: well i need enough time to shit shower shave
guy 1: alright, we'll say 12
guy 2: woah! midnights a bit late, dont you think?
guy 1: well, your a hairy muthalicka, might take you a while
guy 2: i'll have you know, i have a beard as luch as zeus and a mullet as sweet as lincolns.
guy 1: whatever man, just be there by 9.
guy 2: word.
guy 1: and stop saying word, while your at it.
by eeeisforellen June 29, 2009
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Shave around the crank

(men only) the act of trimming, or completely shaving off, your pubic hair. Thus, shaving around the crank.
Anthony's girlfriend was irate that his pubic hair made him look like a 70's pornstar. So, she asked him to shave around the crank to tidy up his appearance.
by Sgtbilko January 14, 2009
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yak shaving

i didnt have shaving cream so i tried yak shaving
by lil sharty the baddest August 9, 2021
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