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Shatner

Redneck Trekkie way of saying they almost shit their pants
Damn!!, Shatner in my britches waitin' in line at the star trek convention. Git-R-Done
by spazz_monkey April 8, 2009
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Spanner Monkey

When someone has been idiotic, foolish, or incredibLy fucking stupid.
"Hey Jim! Wheres my hat?"
"On your head you spanner monkey!!!"
by Jack Skipp February 16, 2004
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dirty shanders

The act of stealing your neighbors feces without them knowing and spreading the remains onto their breakfast pancakes.
Hey Mikey! you love eating Dirty Shanders, don't you?
by fecalmastah May 24, 2006
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Shatner's Disease

A condition from birth which makes an individual (usually a celebrity) have delusions of grandeur in one particular field (i.e. acting, for William Shatner). These people are not actually talented, they just feel they are due to Shatner's Disease. Also called The Worthless Gene. There is no known cure or treatment.
Why does Britney Spears actually think she can sing?

She was born with Shatner's Disease.
by Britney's Worthless March 20, 2005
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shanker

"Look at the size of that Shanker"
by Radio13 January 1, 2006
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shanger

Raffy: dat breh is a shanger!
Sindy: wa you mean?
Raffy: he's lashed bareee gyals from d endz!!
Sindy: skeeen
by Danzi November 8, 2005
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Shinners

Shinners
A 'shinners'is an event that takes place after spending the night out on the town generally givin it large and trying to get your dick wet. An abbreviation of "an organised shindig" it usually involves a group of approximately 10-15 'skulls' gathering at an address in North Staffordshire and banging 'gurners', 'bugle' and other substances. On the face of it you may think that other citizens participate in 'shinners' all over this great land of ours. However, in order to be classed as a true 'shinners'it is critical that your housemate is in bed, either in the advanced stages of sleep or cowering in fear as to the mess that will great him when he awakes the following morning.

Typical topics of conversation include: How much you are loving it, how much you like a drink you do and whether you are hardcore or not.

A true 'shinners' will not only devour the twilight hours but but will continue into the following day, at which point it is customary to telephone the non-attendees or 'failures' to point out that you are still 'going strong' regardless of their present whereabouts or circumstances.

The average 'shinners' ceases when the skulls begin to crack as a result overwhelming fatigue or loss of 'gurners'. I can only say that I like a drink I do, I'm fucking loving it I am and yes I am proper hardcore. ASA, ASA, ASA-ASA-ASA!
"For god's sake Rob, not another 'shinners'I'm ringing the old bill.

"Yes my SAN, I fuckin love it I do!"

THE QUESTION IS - DO YOU?
by Rob McNamara October 20, 2006
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