'Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just f**king snort you?"'- John Mayer on Jessica Simpson
*sexual facepalm* - Jessica Simpson
*sexual facepalm* - Jessica Simpson
by BeijingBetty October 24, 2012
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by Nmansurf December 19, 2017
Get the Leprechaun Sexual mug.*grade 7 kid walks up to grade 5 kid* HEY DO YOU HAVE SOCKS ON Grade 5: Why are you asking Grade 7: NO SOCKS NO SEXUALITY Grade 5: OH SHIT *shows socks* Grade 7: Good. *grade 7 walks away* Grade 7: Hey kid do you got socks. Other grade 5: no *grade 7 takes off belt and starts beating the kid* grade 7: FUCKING WEAR SOCKS. for safe sex. *winks*
by LordShrakman December 23, 2018
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Friend 1: I cooked it to perfection
Friend 2: …
Friend 1: What? It’s just Sexual Cannibalism
Friend 2: *Calling Police*
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Friend 1: I cooked it to perfection
Friend 2: …
Friend 1: What? It’s just Sexual Cannibalism
Friend 2: *Calling Police*
by Darth Tellectus April 20, 2020
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Elk: yes I'm HakunaSexual!!
Vera: What's that?
Elk: Hakuna Sexuality means that you are straight and nothing can change that!
Vera: Hakuna matata :)
Elk: yes I'm HakunaSexual!!
Vera: What's that?
Elk: Hakuna Sexuality means that you are straight and nothing can change that!
Vera: Hakuna matata :)
by LKXX May 14, 2021
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