Seal kisses bikini girls

That annoying video on Urban Dictionary that pops up in just about every definition.

"Seal kisses bikini girls"

That video is everywhere on UD!

by sharks445 August 30, 2011

Seal

A joint; a blunt; weed
“Seal” translated to French comes out as “joint”

Johnny: what you smoking?
Jimmy: ah, just a seal.

by RetroColor January 26, 2021

Sealtiel

An absolute fuckin chad. Beast

That dude's a sealtiel

by Killlyxz June 8, 2021

Crazy Seal Dog

1. Nardu

2. A dog which has a sleek, seal-like coat. It slips and slides around because it is a slippery animal. Sometimes this creature doesn't have legs and so it slides around on its stomach like a seal. It jumps around crazily because it is a crazy

Sare: Oh no, not Crazy Seal Dog again!!!!!

by mambo555 April 25, 2011

Royal Seal

When you pour hot red wax on a persons asshole and stamp it with a royal seal. Blow to cool down and break with finger.

Tracy: ugh i have to rip the wax off my asshole.
Amanda: did you get it waxed yesterday?
Tracy: no i let my boyfriend give me a royal seal last night.

by Sharktopuss March 9, 2019

sealander

A stick used to write or draw in the sand.

The young boy drew a picture in the sand using his sealander.

by zantern July 2, 2005

Seal and Peal

1. The act of ejaculating a small bead of jizz between your partners or friends face and pillow as they sleep. When awakened the pillow will slightly adhear to their face, forcing them to peal it off.

2. a way to teach a bitch a lesson while making her think its just her own drool.

Jenny fell asleep early so I laid down a seal and peal.

by Your childs father. February 27, 2010