Scrotum Fortune

When the male gets a halfy (half erected, half limp penis) and he slaps his bellybutton with the halfy 3 times and makes a wish.

Guy 1: So I have myself a scrotum fortune today.
Guy 2: what you wish for?
Guy 3: I wished for a longer dick to slap my bellybutton with.

by Mustache Hustler January 2, 2006

scrotumaster

(1) A term used to make fun of a gay person.

(2) Also an insult to a straight person meaning they are gay.

(1) Bob: I saw John walking into a gay bar yesterday.
Tom: No way! I didnt know he was a scrotumaster!

(2) Jimmy has been acting like such a scrotumaster lately.

by Max H. July 11, 2006

Scrotumnally-Challenged

Adjective. When someone does not have the courage to implement an act.

He was not a valiant man; one could say he was scrotumnally-challenged.

by amazon_dee November 10, 2006

English Scrotum Slap

A male dips their scrotum in tea and then furiously jabs their partner in the face with it. Then they stuff it in their partner's mouth cleaning the tea off of its surface. Then the male backs as far as they can go in the room then charges the women with their sack in one hand and facing outwards. When in contact with the women he tackles her and then begins to slap her across the face with his dry scrotum.

Simon gave Hannah a very sticky English Scrotum Slap

by Wes1591 August 13, 2012

scrotum face

A fat obese person who has a chubby face that resembles a scrotum.

Fatass: Hey, give me my cake back!!!

Jim: Shut the fuck up scrotum face!

by ballsak August 3, 2006

Monkey Scrotum

When your ballsack feels like a monkeys, usually said when you are mad at someone or something; The sac of a monkey

when your girlfriend just dumps you, you might say monkey scrotum, because you feel like you have a monkeys scrotum.

by cristoballs June 29, 2008

chimpington scrotum

a chimp with a scrotum on his forehead that rollerblades. he is found in brighton holding pink balloons and candyfloss. armed and heavily dangerous approach with caution

look at that chimpington scrotum skating around brighton WATCH OUT HE'S CUMIN FOR US!!!!!!

by Sam January 13, 2005