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Scoop n’ Score

A term in gridiron football used to describe a fumble by an offensive player, hence the “scoop”, recovered by the defense and returned for a touchdown, hence the “score”.
And we fumble it…and they get it, and they get a fucking scoop n’ score. What a fantastic fucking way to end the game. GODFUCKINGDAMMIT
by Cyclonic Torpedo January 3, 2024
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FIDO score

How your four-legged waggy-tailed buddy measures up when viewed by da likes of Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae.
I made sure to properly train Rover in basic things like housebreaking and not chewing up things or maikng a mess with shaken water or jumping up on people, and so hopefully he should be fine if any doubtful landlords check his FIDO score when deciding whether he and I can move into an apartment.
by QuacksO February 6, 2020
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Big Score

When something positive happens to you or some one else.
by Papa Lerario February 7, 2022
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Six score traditionalist

Being in the habit of vigorously decorating a house that is 120 years old or more every month based on the most important day in that month, like Christmas for the whole month of December.
What a house you have here! I love it!

I call myself the six score traditionalist!
by Ohio River East November 27, 2021
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Score Boy

An aspirational office neophyte. One who "bends over" in order to maximise praise / commendation.
by DaftPixel December 13, 2013
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Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
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A score of zero

A score of zero is something that is absolutely terrible. It is trash. It is so bad that it deserves to be spat on. If something is a score of zero, it's probably a criminal offence. When you see something that is a score of zero, you have an urge to throw up. When something is a score of zero, it probably killed a pig for a reason other than eating it.
Fatboy 1: "hey broseph, is that a terrorist who kills people and eats people and yells at people and is a loser?"
Fatboy 2: "he's just a score of zero"
by crap house hose June 30, 2023
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