by I like usernames July 30, 2017
When a person fellatiates four of your five fingers at a fancy dinner table preferably. Dirty yes but not a thumbsucker, not a woman that can fit a fist in her mouth, but the woman you CAN bring home to mother.
Four-Score-Whore and seven years ago I knew the woman who became your mother would be my wife...uh first wife. Sorry about Tiffany son.
by Whatzupbudnotsowiser June 12, 2018