Smart Score

A bullshit system used in IXL, apparently used to measure student's knowledge on a certain topic. It seems to work in theory, but in practice it's rigged against students, it aggressively goes through various different topics, without taking time to make sure the student is actually learning instead of wanting to blow their brains out.

Timmy: "FUCK! I GOT AN F IN ALGEBRA BECAUSE MY FUCKING STUPID SMART SCORE DROPPED... THIS SHIT SUCKS!"
Timmy's Mom: "Shit Timmy... I'll just home school you at this point."

by boikinly August 14, 2023

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A score of zero

A score of zero is something that is absolutely terrible. It is trash. It is so bad that it deserves to be spat on. If something is a score of zero, it's probably a criminal offence. When you see something that is a score of zero, you have an urge to throw up. When something is a score of zero, it probably killed a pig for a reason other than eating it.

Fatboy 1: "hey broseph, is that a terrorist who kills people and eats people and yells at people and is a loser?"
Fatboy 2: "he's just a score of zero"

by crap house hose June 30, 2023

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FIDO score

How your four-legged waggy-tailed buddy measures up when viewed by da likes of Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae.

I made sure to properly train Rover in basic things like housebreaking and not chewing up things or maikng a mess with shaken water or jumping up on people, and so hopefully he should be fine if any doubtful landlords check his FIDO score when deciding whether he and I can move into an apartment.

by QuacksO February 07, 2020

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couldnt score in a brothel

First coined to define a bunch of amateur footballers who couldn’t find the back of net . In particular Papanui Redwood Pirates.
Originally from the Welsh “ Ni allai arsenal yn sgorio mewn puteindy “

They missed so many 1v1 that they couldnt score in a brothel

by Bigneck August 18, 2018

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Jessica Score

A totally awesome girl that loves family more than anything is strong under pressure who loves with all her heart basically one totally vivacious chick!!

Wow see Jessica Score over there oh man were lucky. She's one of a kind!

by Jessica Score December 18, 2016

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