Scalping

To perform cunnilingus on a pregnant woman whilst she is giving birth and at the opportune moment - when the baby is crowning - licking the mucus covered scalp of the part born infant.

"Stand back Doctor I know what to do - It's scalping little Yoda"

by Professor Smut November 10, 2009

scalped

The act of winning a Party Hat in a duel in Runescape. To scalp someone, you "bet" your Party Hat and they bet theirs. If you win, you scalped you opponent. If they win, you got scalped. This term is also used for Santa Hats and H'Ween Masks.

Dude, I totaly scalped that losers Party Hat last night. I owned him, he was super pissed.

by Winakaly October 25, 2007

scally

see townie, burberry or tinnie

Skater: "bloody townies"

by John Greenfield May 21, 2004

head scalper

A homosexual man who exaggerates the size of his member in order to convince other men to meet him and perform fellatio on him

After I talked to the guy online I agreed to hook up with him at the Taco Tico. Waste of time! Total head scalper.

by Tony Higgins March 25, 2008

scally

Learn to spell you inbred scally wanker.
Bunch of retarded miscrients of molecular mass ripped from the exterior of a tender scrotum suffering from genital warts.

"err ar yo kick fuk outa mosher greecy wanker"..fucking pumphead

by Nige November 14, 2004

scalping

The act of biting off a male's foreskin while giving oral sex.

Nikki actually attempted scalping me when she was giving me head last night!

by viva la uterus June 19, 2011

scallywag

When your scally becomes agitated and wiggles rigorously.

I was so itchy there I had a scallywag!

by Uncle Funkalunkel November 13, 2003