A male who can talk anybody into almost anything, has a silver tongue (can literally sell water to a well), has amazing luck (unemployed but still gets money somehow), minimum 1 baby mama (could be more).
by anonymous May 16, 2025
Get the Joseph Saroza mug.The Hammer of Sauron is the tertiary antagonist in Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor. He was one of Sauron's Black Captains and was responsible, partly, for the murder of Talion and his family during the retaking of Mordor by the Dark Forces.
The Hammer of Sauron was once a man, a stretcher bearer for Gondor dedicated to retrieving the wounded. His life changed on the slopes of Mount Doom when he retrieved Sauron's mace after the Dark Lord fell.
by GoDoSomethingProductive March 31, 2021
Get the The Hammer of Sauron mug.The Black Hand was the greatest and the most feared of Sauron's Black Captains during the late Third Age. He personally killed the family of Talion (a ranger of the Black Gate), both his wife and his son, and then proceeded to slit the throat of Talion himself.
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Get the The Black Hand of Sauron mug.When your partner is menstruating and you slide your hand across the blood to cover your entire hand. Once covered in blood, you stamp your paw print on her mug and exclaim, The Red Hand of Sauromon!
"Okay so here I am wrecking Éowyn's guts when I notice she is on her period so I slapped her with the Red Hand of Sauromon."
by PharoahBoyKing311 June 6, 2022
Get the The Red Hand of Sauromon mug.When you poke your wife or Girlfriend in the eye with your dick so she can't see out of it, then turn off off the lights and have here her try and find you.
by A filthy Hobbit August 4, 2022
Get the Eye of Sauron mug.Who do you think plays Sauron ? Is it you or is it someone else ? Is it someone you love ? Like ? Or someone you hate ?
by urbandictionaryvea November 19, 2022
Get the Who is Sauron ? mug.The act of receiving a blow job while standing and the blow job giver kneeling on both knees. Just before climax, the man comes into his hand and stamps the kneeler on the face and says “Whom do you serve-“
The receiver responds “Saruman!”
The receiver responds “Saruman!”
by PhilboBagginses March 7, 2026
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