When you poke your wife or Girlfriend in the eye with your dick so she can't see out of it, then turn off off the lights and have here her try and find you.
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Universal Studios is making an X-rated version of Jurassic Park with a brand-new species of dinosaurs known as the Dick-a-saurus.
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Get the fuck-a-sauras mug.The act of receiving a blow job while standing and the blow job giver kneeling on both knees. Just before climax, the man comes into his hand and stamps the kneeler on the face and says “Whom do you serve-“
The receiver responds “Saruman!”
The receiver responds “Saruman!”
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Whenever we get into a conversation, it's like talking to a walking TED Talk that insists it knows more about your life than you do—honestly, he's such an Entitle-o-saurus peso.
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