sarcasm

not this professor

sarcasm-

from his favorite student

by EMONEY225 October 20, 2022

Sarcasm

The act of irony toward someone when it is so deserved.

You have a blue room blue house and blue bed sheets. What’s your favorite color? What do you think. Pink. IT WAS SARCASM YOU IDIOT

by Totally not a cinnamon roll September 25, 2021

captain sarcasm

The arch-enemy of Captain Obvious, because unlike him, Captain Sarcasm just answers a stupid question with a rather crude or not sarcastic way. Or just simply states facts in a sarcastic way.

Stupid guy: "If I get bitten by a venomous spider, will I die?"
Captain Sarcasm: "No, you'll become Spider-Man."

Stupid guy: "How will my post card be delivered to my mom "by sea"?"
Cap. Sarcasm: "Swimming, obviously".

Stupid guy: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Cap. Sarcasm: *holding his crotch* "No, I need to go to the library and read a book".

by DiogoAttitude November 22, 2016

Sarcasmic

A fake, almost sarcastic like orgasm. When you are sarcasmic you are so unsatisfied that your orgasm is almost saying "this is great" in a sarcastic voice.

Male: *final thrust*
Female: *sarcasmics* that was soooooo great....woo

by Gambler who is a good horse August 4, 2018

Sarcasm

Portmanteau of the words sarcoma and orgasm. Meaning a very bad "sarcastic tumor" that has a climax whenever someone says something stupid or idiotic.

If anyone has a relative with a tumor I mean no offence.

Me: *baking a cake*
Billy: *looks in oven* What are you making, M.E?
Me: I'm making a stew of the children I killed, Billy.
Billy: WHAT
Me: SARCASM

by tumblrhasporn July 10, 2016

Sarcasm

A statement(spoken/unspoken) with no emotion to convey a meaning opposite of the statement. The statement is often pared with words that exaggerate/affirm that statement, and is often used to mock or ridicule something.

She is *definitely* going to that concert. (Said with sarcasm)

by Beryllium1 August 29, 2023

Sarcasms

The plural version of sarcasm- Sarah

This is incredibly sarcasms

by Finska September 3, 2021