Santa Barbie

Rich, white, snobby, rude, & typically blonde chicks with caked on makeup who attend University of California, Santa Barbara.

My Santa Barbie roommate refuses to acknowledge my existence and instead just spends all her time putting on 10 lbs of makeup and curling her bleach blonde hair.

by lovesthepants October 24, 2009

Santa Claus

The GREATEST ninja of all time!!!

1. He can't be seen

2. Only a true ninja can break into that many houses, undetected, in one night
3. He taught reindeer to hover and fly, and we all know that, while only superheros and ninja can fly, only a ninja can teach other lifeforms to do it too... that's right, the reindeer had to become ninjas too.

Kid: I'm gonna stay up and try to see Santa Claus :D

Brother: No!!! don't do that!!! I heard, that the reason his suit is red is from the blood of children trying to sneak a peek at him...

Kid: Huh? Santa kills you if you see him?

Brother: He HAS to! It's the code of the ninja! They're not supposed to be seen. You see them; they kill you!

Kid: (Cries)

by Suihime May 19, 2010

Santa Belly

The weight gained during holiday feasts and also consuming mass ammounts of alcohol-based eggnog

"Man, I ate and drank so much this holiday season, I think I got a santa belly"

by Matt Fain December 22, 2008

shot santa

Shot Santa is a jolly individual that buys multiple rounds shots and passes them out at the bar

"Tom bought 4 rounds of fireball for the whole bar last night.

I know - he was Shot Santa!"

by Candy gee November 20, 2013

santa fanta

Santa who likes Fanta or Fantastic Santa

"1: Have you seen Santa Fanta?
2: what you mean?
1: Its a santa who likes fanta...
2: You mean the soda?
1: yeah"

by dev4psn January 8, 2014

Santa

A guy who breaks into your house and gives you presents but then he steals your cookies and you virginty so watch out Santa watches you why your sleeping so he's also a stalker this is great so far right! (He is real so watch out kids ;)

OH NO ITS SANTA

STOP EATING THOSE COOKIES SANTA
Santa:come lay down with me kids

by 18 and older read me November 7, 2016

Santa Flush

What some people (esp. young children) call Sani Flush toilet bowl cleaner crystals.

Mom, I think you need to put some Santa Flush in the toilet; it smells funny.

by Telephony December 23, 2021