sack of stupid

someone who is a complete and utter failure as a human being they tend to be; clumsy, slow, not very bright or what some people call touched in the head, you generally tend to ignore what these idiotic people say and try to avoid them at all costs

Guy 1: Man Joe is 12 lbs of stupid in a 2 lbs pail just look at him.
Guy 2: Yea he's one huge sack of stupid
Guy 1: Let's go grab a beer and make fun of him for the next half hour
Guy 2: Hell yea as long as your paying
Guy 1:(under breath) Get a job you cheap ass

by iridebikes:D June 06, 2007

plow sack

A cheap or low class prostitute with no standards. As oposed to a high class prostitute.

Mike: Hey Dave you hear Steve hired a prostitute?

Dave: Yeah, I heard she was a bit of a plow sack.

by dave182 July 22, 2011

Grape Sack

A male with a small set of testicles with an unusually taut scrotum.

Dan has a grape sack.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

sack king

Football (American, not soccer) talk for an exceptional pass rusher, who can get by linemen and sack QBs

Terrell Suggs is a sack king

by MuscleCarFanboy March 05, 2007

slappin' sacks

When you are double penetrating a girl doggie style, you are slappin' sacks with the other gentleman involved.

Howard and I were slappin' sacks the other night and that bitch pulled out shot his wad on my nuts.

by whitey63 November 28, 2006

sack crab

A person who follows you around, or invades your space therefore riding your "sack" or "nutsack".

Joeys little brother was hovering around like a little "sack crab"

by LexisMom09 April 13, 2009

Drag Sack

Bringin me down;Depressing me;Bummin me out.

Guy1:Dude shut up yer makin me drag sack.
Guy2:Sorry man just really depressed.

by duddddeeeee who is bored May 20, 2009