Swiping and wiping

To tinder and masterbate

Hey Rick how's the dating scene going? A lot of swiping and wiping.

by TheHANDS March 17, 2016

Swiping and wiping

Scrolling social media while on the toilet

I spent my whole break at work swiping and wiping

by Snarkpocolypse January 30, 2025

unauthorised credit card swipe

when you get a random wedgie when your ginch rides up into your ass crack.

Jeeze, Tom, get your hand out of your pants! WTF is wrong with you?

Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 21, 2022

Swipe it

When you flatten someone’s dick so much it is as thin as a credit card.

My girlfriend flattened my dick so flat to the point where you swipe it like a credit card.

by Kidthesquid September 12, 2020

swipe a skid

To take a shit

She had to swipe a skid before she left

by Ucanthankmel8r June 25, 2017

swipe and go

When one touches there vaginal area and touches your penis and gives you an STD

My man can’t get hard cause I gave him an STD from a swipe and go.

by Mr . Sauce February 20, 2021

Terd Swipe

someone who is a log of dung and/or wipes them up

That guy in the wifebeater is a total terd swipe.

by Iben Yerkinoff March 12, 2010