Dick Sweater

To cover ones penis and balls with a tube sock or gym sock.

Man, all i'm going to wear is a dick sweater tonight, like the Red Hot Chili Peppers did.

by JackGeorge June 1, 2009

Sweating like a rapist

Israeli ex-Mossad agent Colonel Erran Morad, has claimed that the phrase ‘sweating like a rapist’ is actually based on science and that their seismic waves can be detected using a specialized handheld detector.

"The phrase ‘sweating like a rapist’ is actually based on science..."

by coolaide July 31, 2018

AIDS sweater

A sweater that usually features 90s color accents, including many jewel toned patterns. The AIDS sweater was sported by many during the AIDS epidemic in NYC during the 80s. Used by Tom Hanks in the movie Philadelphia. Can be purchased at your local Goodwill, and is often worn with light wash jeans.

Note: Sweater does not need to be worn by someone who actually has AIDS.

"Wow, that sweater looks straight out of the movie Rent"- Friend

"Thanks. I picked it up at Goodwill- they have a ton of AIDS sweaters"- friend

by aidssweater March 16, 2009

Albino Sweat Hog

Large women who can not shut up, sweats immensely, drinks heavily and sticks her snout in other bussiness

Wow! That lady at the bar is a total albino sweat hog.

by WB123 April 6, 2010

sweatable

Someone who you think is really hot, who you sweat.

J: That Lustin Buttz is soooo sweatable!
S: Really? I just think he's creepy.

by Limey Bloke May 5, 2008

Sweatin' Like A Nigger Trying To Read

A common phrase used in conversation between white people to exclaim how hot and sweaty they are.

( Bill and Jim sitting in the break room.)

Bill: "Sure is a hot one today. They are saying its gonna hit 95 by noon."

(Jim looks both ways to make sure Tyrone isn't around)

Jim: "It sure is! Im Sweatin' Like A Nigger Trying To Read"

(Both laugh)

by NOTABLACK1234 May 27, 2020

ribbed sweater tee

A t-shirt that has the appearance of a sweater. Can be solid or multicolored, but must be ribbed vertically or horizontally. Can only be worn by the sexy and bearded. This item increases one's ability to mate be an impressive 78%.

Guy #1: I'm going out with my girlfriend tonight. I want to look sexy, but i want to wear a t-shirt. What should I do?
OH WISE ONE: Wear a ribbed sweater tee. She will not be able to keep her hands off of you.

by The Daring Definer May 11, 2009