spatz

name for a guy who can't figure out the right way to come on to a chick

Oh michael, you're such a spatz with rachel, give it up!

by Truedawg June 29, 2003

swarzkopf

being harmfully overtaken by an obese male

Ruth: I was running and running but i couldn't escape him. Its almost like he knew he was going to swarzkopf me. I couldnt beleive it, he destroyed my uterus.

by myspace.com/allthatheavenallows December 4, 2005

swat

To smoke a pipe, bong, blunt, jay, or any other marijuana smoking device.

Swat that fucking bong bitch!

by Mr. Nice Guy 4 October 20, 2006

swatch

verb - to spontaneously switch watches with someone

Sara and I got so drunk last night we swatched her gold Michael Kors for my silver.

My watch totally didn't match my outfit so I swatched with Haley for the night.

by accessorylush November 14, 2011

Dong Swatch

When your dong is so long you can wrap it around you wrist so when people ask what time it is you can make them look at it as you tell them some fake time

yo check out jims dong swatch he must need 3 girls for that

by ferret421 March 27, 2009

Cat Swat

When one's balls are hanging loosely, after a hot day trapped in the underwear and trouser combination of one's choice, and one's significant other decides it might be funny to swat at the the aforementioned testicles, to watch them swing, much the way a domesticated feline might do with a dangling plaything.

Johnny: Wow, hon, look how low my balls are hanging today!
Catlin: *whhhhhaaap*
Johnny: WTF bitch!
Catlin: You're balls were too dangly to resist givin' 'em a good ol' Cat Swat!

by MARC3LLUS August 28, 2010

swatzies

The most elite gang of the Northview computer club.

Team Swatzies! Represent!

by Eli December 18, 2004