Kermit Strikes Back

Coming back to strike. Especially to strike Miss Piggy.

Gonzo: Wow, you really 'Kermit Strikes Back'.
Fozzie: Fuck you.

by Kermit Strikes Back April 30, 2005

Stryker

Absolutely the best Fortnite player in the whole entire world. Stryker is a straight savage in the Battle Royale Island

God! Stryker is really good at Fortnite!

by ∩ ɯoɯ ɓɐʎ December 17, 2018

Alpha strike

A large and generally overwhelming attack meant to disable or destroy an opponent quickly. Generally speaking it is the result of an overuse of large and powerful weaponry with a long refire in order to minimize penalties associated with said weapon systems.

Originally the term was used in the game Mechwarrior, but it has since migrated to become common usage in other mediums and genres.

The alpha strike capability on that thing is very powerful!

by Nukeitall April 20, 2006

Goat Stroker

You enjoy visiting goat sanctuaries in your spare time and stroking Goats.
Basically means your a fucking retard...

Person #1: Can I have some money please?
Person #2: No, Fuck off you dirty Goat Stroker.

by xDStevieee July 18, 2010

Preemptive Strike

The act of spraying air fresheners in public a restroom before taking a dump.

Man 1: That was a delicious taco.
Man 2: Sure...just make sure you do a preemptive strike before hitting the crapper.

by notwebster January 20, 2014

stricker

all mighty god-like figure who is the most powerful being in the universe. trapped inside a mortal body as punishment for being too powerful he goes by the nickname: "striker"

george: haha james got owned by a crappy version of some wanna-be Stricker
bill: any version of Stricker is far superior to everything, how could he have not got owned?
george: ...right... oops, my bad

by alex stricker February 9, 2005

Ego Stroker

Someone who flirts with you just for the attention but when push comes to shove they aren't interested in you, just the attention you give them.

Sam flirts with Sally everyday. Sally blushes and flirts back. Sally works up the nerve to ask Sam out, Sam declines but still attempts to flirt because he's an ego stroker.

by ShopGirl07 June 21, 2010