Dude: So, today I was driving home from work and I noticed a streetlight was out.
Kid: ...Cool story.
Kid: ...Cool story.
by Little Nerd June 11, 2006
Get the cool story mug.i was at a party with my best friend Anthony. We both had feelings for each other. This is our sex story.
We went upstairs and was on his bed watching youtube videos. His parents weren't home because they were on a cruise ship. I turn off the ipad and i put it to the side, and he looks at me weird and says, "why did you do that?" and i respond with, "you will see." I sit on his lap and start kissing him, i slowly put my tongue in his mouth and i could feel his boner. I take off his shirt, and he takes of mine. My hand makes my way down to his crotch, and i slowly feel his dick. He takes off my bra, and i start kissing his neck, then his chest, then his stomach. i pull out his 8 inch cock and I start sucking it. I spit all over it and he puts his hand on my head and talks dirty. he sits up and takes off my pants and underwear. he stops and just starts looking at me. Then out of no where he pulls me to missionary position, then puts a condom on. i reach down to start feeling my clit, and i could feel the warm cum on me already. He slowly puts it dick inside me and I gasp. he starts going faster as i moan. He moans too. he goes faster and faster, next thing you know it i'm shaking with pleasure. "ugh, you do this so well." he says to me. he goes faster, and faster, and i scream, "UGH I'M CUMMING,GO FASTER ANTHONY, FASTER!"
This continues, for 5 more minutes, then he pulls it out and nuts all over my body. We kiss some more than i fall asleep in his arms naked.
We went upstairs and was on his bed watching youtube videos. His parents weren't home because they were on a cruise ship. I turn off the ipad and i put it to the side, and he looks at me weird and says, "why did you do that?" and i respond with, "you will see." I sit on his lap and start kissing him, i slowly put my tongue in his mouth and i could feel his boner. I take off his shirt, and he takes of mine. My hand makes my way down to his crotch, and i slowly feel his dick. He takes off my bra, and i start kissing his neck, then his chest, then his stomach. i pull out his 8 inch cock and I start sucking it. I spit all over it and he puts his hand on my head and talks dirty. he sits up and takes off my pants and underwear. he stops and just starts looking at me. Then out of no where he pulls me to missionary position, then puts a condom on. i reach down to start feeling my clit, and i could feel the warm cum on me already. He slowly puts it dick inside me and I gasp. he starts going faster as i moan. He moans too. he goes faster and faster, next thing you know it i'm shaking with pleasure. "ugh, you do this so well." he says to me. he goes faster, and faster, and i scream, "UGH I'M CUMMING,GO FASTER ANTHONY, FASTER!"
This continues, for 5 more minutes, then he pulls it out and nuts all over my body. We kiss some more than i fall asleep in his arms naked.
by storys.5600 August 4, 2019
Get the sex story mug.Related Words
We run upstairs to my bedroom, both knowing what to do. We reach the bedroom and jump under the quilt. Whilst there, we take our clothes off and peek under the covers, jeez his cock is huge, I thought. He starts fingering me, rubbing at my clit, getting faster and faster until I moan with pleasure. He stops and goes inside me making me moan even louder. OH GOD HARDER FUCK ME HARDER I scream. He starts thrusting and thrusting, faster, faster OH OH OH I moan while this goes on, he’s moaning quietly too. Then I scream, OH GOD IM CUMMING and he tells me his dick is soaked. I tell him to stop and we roll over, my turn.
I start slowly, gradually faster and faster until we both moan so hard the neighbours hear us. I cum again, thrusting his cock in and out my pussy until I feel a sticky liquid run into me making me stop. Oh god I cummed he tells me I said, I know, your turn.
He goes again, up and down faster faster until I have an orgasm, we’re both shivering with pleasure when he stops.
We eventually get to sleep, soaked and still dripping, gripping eachother, me on his dick him with his finger on my clit, and when we wake up, we do it all over again.
Best sex story ever? You horny now?
I start slowly, gradually faster and faster until we both moan so hard the neighbours hear us. I cum again, thrusting his cock in and out my pussy until I feel a sticky liquid run into me making me stop. Oh god I cummed he tells me I said, I know, your turn.
He goes again, up and down faster faster until I have an orgasm, we’re both shivering with pleasure when he stops.
We eventually get to sleep, soaked and still dripping, gripping eachother, me on his dick him with his finger on my clit, and when we wake up, we do it all over again.
Best sex story ever? You horny now?
by Bisexual idiot May 15, 2022
Get the Sex story mug.Weird stories about either a girl that can't keep her legs closed or someone that nukes their grandma's house because she didn't give them an extra cookie
by Bonehead5000 September 1, 2020
Get the My Story Animated mug.A phrase meaning that what the sayer says is true, and there are no intervening factors that could change that.
'That is it and there's no room for debate'
'That is it and there's no room for debate'
by Kasapo November 13, 2005
Get the end of story mug.An inability to throw out or sell old toys and/or objects from your childhood as a result of seeing toy story (1, 2 or 3), and thus having an overly sentimental view upon these objects and imbuing them with anthropomorphic qualities. Ultimately a dangerous syndrome when combined with those partial to 'Hoarding'.
John: Wow Dave, you really do have a lot of junk lying around your house, didn't you have a garage sale recently?
Dave: Yeah, i did, but when i looked at those little G. I. Joes i used to play around with i remembered all the personalities i gave them, and all the games we used to play...
John: Yes, but now you are 34 years old and do not play with them anymore, and they sit gathering dust in an increasingly over packed room where something useful could be
Dave: I guess so, i suppose i might be coming down with Toy Story Syndrome
Dave: Yeah, i did, but when i looked at those little G. I. Joes i used to play around with i remembered all the personalities i gave them, and all the games we used to play...
John: Yes, but now you are 34 years old and do not play with them anymore, and they sit gathering dust in an increasingly over packed room where something useful could be
Dave: I guess so, i suppose i might be coming down with Toy Story Syndrome
by Natsnud January 2, 2012
Get the Toy Story Syndrome mug.Describing your affairs in excruciating detail and claiming when overheard that such descriptions were fiction.
The Republican lawmaker engaged in some inappropriate story-telling regarding his relations with a lobbyist.
by MattF. September 10, 2009
Get the inappropriate story-telling mug.