Freestyle Standing

What one does when they are too drunk to engage in normal standing. Characterized by odd, often gravity defying moves, while at least one foot remains firmly planted

Man, last night Rose came home from the PTO so trashed on Mad Dog that she was in the freestyle standing championships.

by 1veryangrybuddhist March 2, 2011

stands awakening

its a trash ass game that you shouldnt play because the owner is a femboy/racist/pessimist/biased/ugly nigga/weird nigga/gets no bitches/ruined the game and sucks big fat sweaty smega covered boners and chokin on big fat 12 inch girthy dicks

Guy 1: wanna play "stands awakening"?

Guy 2: no that game sucks

by gerjlsedrgjlergkjwerglikgrw March 3, 2023

Clam Stand

The female version of tea bagging

The party got so crazy, that Nathan passed out....so Rachel clam standed him

by meggymc August 16, 2016

Craig Stand

The act of attempting to do a solo keg stand on an already tapped out keg resulting with a fall due to the top heaviness of the dumb ass trying to be cool.

Person 1: Holy shit did you see that kid fall on his face.
Person 2: Yeah dude those Craig Stands never work.

by thecraigery November 12, 2011

The Standing O

A sex position where the man stands on a ladder to where his penis is the exact height of her mouth, and she gives him head.

Since we’re painting the ceiling, do you want to do The standing O on this ladder?

by Horny Frey 2 May 19, 2023

Gigachad with a stand

“Gigachad with a stand”-Gigachad with a stand

Gigachad with a stand ,He’s a compulsive liar and commonly lies in name

by Power the all mighty!! April 18, 2023

standing bath

a shower apparenlty 🙄

emma’s taking a standing bath

by cilantro.is.yummy March 17, 2022