When a woman sucks in air using her kegel muscles creating an air bubble inside the walls of her vagina then forcing the air out with a strong push releasing semen that has been recently ejaculated inside of her.
Joey: What is Kristin doing?
Max: Giving us a queef show.
Jason: Didn't someone just bust a nut in her?
Kristin: Splash bitches!
Max: She just gave us the old queef squirt
Jason: I need a towel.
Joey: Telluride is weird.
Max: Giving us a queef show.
Jason: Didn't someone just bust a nut in her?
Kristin: Splash bitches!
Max: She just gave us the old queef squirt
Jason: I need a towel.
Joey: Telluride is weird.
by Jmac-Gtown March 11, 2011

The act of a lactating large breast with a sweet yet bitter taste when squeezed will project a min. 4 feet.
by fruit salad May 13, 2005

where you move your king to the other side of the board in order so confuse your opponent soo much they squirt
by twink muncher November 15, 2022

by ItsJustThatOneChick February 3, 2018

Squirt burger- when you wake up after a night of drinking and your shit pours out like ground beef through a processor. After standing up and examining your creation you think it looks like a dank burger patty.
by Booty sweat energy February 9, 2020

When a woman squats over a person who is sleeping and pees in thier mouth a little bit. (Female equivalent of a tea bag.)
by Bo-Shan August 21, 2015

After a night of drinking or Mexican food you'll get the booty squirts
Booty squirts is worse than the diarrhea
Booty squirts is worse than the diarrhea
by Redneck Down July 25, 2013
