Southern Virginia

The start of the south!!! The place where a lot of people like to visit because of it's history. Virginia was apart of the confederacy, and even though we lost the civil war, we're still proud of what the MAIN reasons of what it stood for (note i said main and slavery was NOT a main reason look it up). Also a place where Northern Virginia thinks is helping out a lot, when in fact it is not. Southern Virginia is a hot spot for the military, "top secret" jobs, and tourism (honestly how many people go to Northern Virginia to NOT go to DC....???) You say you're from Southern Virginia and people know that you know what etiquette is and not just some red neck (like most Northern Virginians say and/or think). Southern belles and gentlemen are of abundance!!! We have country accents and proud of them!!!

1: Hi, where are you from??
2: I'm from Southern Virginia, thank you for asking.
1: Wow, I'm surprised for that "thank you for asking".
2: Doesn't everyone say that??

by Toakase December 16, 2008

southern delight

noun - the fat waterfall (the massive stomach fat that rests in front of the genitalia) is divided by a pair of pants worn by the fat person resulting in the formation of the letter w.

Well, looks like fat Johnny is sporting his southern delight at the BBQ.

by adaptativehuman November 18, 2009

Southern Butt Sex

A greasy redneck sexual activity, where one wears long tube socks, a wife-beater shirt and 'whoops and hollers' for the duration of the copulation. Usually involves unnatural thrusting, and posturing that invokes humiliation.

She awoke in the morning, sore in the thigh and reeking of pork rhinds and Southern Butt Sex.

by Sonny China April 20, 2006

southern cunt

A southern cunt is one from south of the border - characteristics include being soft and talking like a twat! The southern cunt also runs off at the mouth and is constantly in danger of a beating from their Northern more superior counterparts.

"Oi Jimmy Jeff you fucking southern cunt - I am gonna kick the shit out of you"

by BizarreJR April 3, 2007

southern doctor

A person who holds a GED (General Equivalency Diploma).

The military is accepting more southern doctors to boost enlistment numbers.

by Rufus The Stunt Bum July 22, 2005

Southern Kiss

A blow job.
It's a little more than a kiss.
It's southern because its down south.

"Lainie just gave me the best Southern Kiss ever."

by Chris January 31, 2005

southern band

A Band that comes from southern part of the U.S.A.

Lynard Skynard, Pantera, 3 Doors Down, The Black Crowes and Stevie Ray Vaughan are southern bands

by Haner August 12, 2006