secret smile

what you call the pussy of a girl you really want but cant have

Bitch, we've been on 5 dates already and you aint givin me nothin yet... show me that secret smile already!!

by Felipe Alejandro Lopez August 12, 2008

The Chamber of Secrets

The act of dumping 100 proof or higher alcohol into one's anus, which is put in position above one's head (doing a headstand is the most accepted way to do this) and then lighting the alcohol on fire.

Ron Weasley did the Chamber of Secrets and now the whole room smells like burnt red ass hair.

by Dunhloke July 25, 2011

vaginal secretion

When a womens Vaginal Meat Curtains are stuck together with a sticky residue.

Dude you told me that chick last night was clean,her vaginal secretion was secreating out of your shorts. when i went down on her, it was like pulling apart a grilled-cheese sandwhich.

by E-rock Scarface November 8, 2008

Secret soviet

This is when shove an open bottle of vodka in someones ass!

Hey nickolai, last night i gave my girl a secret soviet.

by GENERAL_GNOME April 11, 2021

Secret Panda

When you’re fucking your girl doggystyle against a window facing outside, but you need to take a break, so you secretly have your bro slide in. Then you run outside and wave at your girl through the window.

Bro, you down to secret panda my girl tonight?

by Syd Hengy March 23, 2019

Secret question

- Noun
1. A question that may have a secret answer in which the answering party may choose to answer or not without repercussion.

She asked me a secret question.

by Snickers1988 January 3, 2012

Secret gaygent

When you're religious relatives come over and you have to pretend your straight

My aunt and uncle are here so I'm secret gaygent today

by The disaster lesbian October 17, 2020