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Salsbury Penis

The art of being such a dick people hate it--Just like they hate getting a salsbury steak
Jim: Suck it Mike!

Mike: Dude you're acting like a real salsbury penis right now!
by LIKEITDOWN689 July 3, 2011
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circus seal

When 3 or more guys line up and a chick (or dude if you're into that shit) on her knees sucks off all three in a row.
But you cute as hell. Like to go down on you, suck you, line up three
other guys and make like a circus seal
by Chris August 31, 2003
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Salsa

–noun
1.
a lively, vigorous type of contemporary Latin American popular music, blending predominantly Cuban rhythms with elements of jazz, rock, and soul music.
2.
a ballroom dance of Puerto Rican origin, performed to this music, similar to the mambo, but faster with the accent on the first beat instead of the second beat of each measure.
3.
Mexican Cookery . a sauce, especially a hot sauce containing chilies.
4.
Semen
1.
Dorothy: I like salsa music
Kevin: What The Fuck?
2.
Dave: Can you break dance?
Gabe: No, but I can salsa.
3.
Adrian: That's some damn good salsa Lauren
Megan: My name is Megan...
4.
Eminem: "I'm the lead singer in my band and get all the girls to take off their underpants"
by SantaMOD March 13, 2011
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SEAL

Sea, Air, Land.

A SEAL is a highly-trained special forces soldier of the US Navy. Part of a group of 2, 4, 8, or no higher than 16 other SEAL's, Navy SEAL's are pretty much the modern-day ninja; they are trained to meld in with the scenery and attack without being noticed. Their bodies are trained and pushed beyond almost human-limits.
"Not everyone can be a SEAL. In fact, you'd have to be superhuman to be one! If you really want to be a SEAL, you really have to want it."
-me

"The only easy day was yesterday!"
-SEAL Motto

"If you're called to duty but you're not ready, then you've failed."
-SEAL Moral from an officer
by Dave July 6, 2004
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The Seal

Urinating after drinking booze because the feeling was too strong to hold back. After breaking The Seal urination comes almost every minute.
Damn dude I broke the seal, now I'm gonna be pissing all night.
by CB July 21, 2004
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circus sealion

A circus sealion is where 3 or more males stand in a row while a woman gives them all oral sex
Tracy is preforming the circus sealion
by Chris May 13, 2005
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Navy SEAL

A division of the U.S. Naval Special Warfare dept. that specialize in reconnaisance and anti guerilla/terrorism warfare during clandestyne operations. SEAL standing for operating on Sea Air and Land
Over the next 2 years you will endure the most grueling lifestyle known to service members and man as a whole. If you pass and recieve your trident you will be a Navy SEAL
by Stan October 26, 2003
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