San Diego Sandal

Similar to a Mississippi Handbag, a sexual practice that involves the female (or gay 'bottom') placing the toes of their feet into the anus of the recipient. Maximum sexual arousal is achieved through a fast and intense "wiggle your big toe (ie Kill Bill)" motion or if the person who is administering the act has a hangnail and/or an erotic "Butt Bunions."

That bitch was too busy rolling a joint to give me a Mississippi Handbag, so she gave me a San Diego Sandal instead.

by nickthedick11782 April 16, 2010

Socks and sandals

Lame ass way to get attention

You trying to get laid wearing the socks and sandals?

by anonymous July 10, 2021

sandal dick

A name for someone who has a penis so large he he/she needs to wear a third sandal in the shower.

"I need to wear a third sandal for my penis when I take a shower. I often times get called Sandal Dick." - C. Deacon

by kazaam0 January 4, 2008

Jesus Sandals

The name given to 40+ year old men, who wear sandals similar to that of Jesus, and other garments of inappropriate attire to inappropraite events such as Birthdays, Weddings, Funerals, School etc.

Men of this nature are usually characterised by their 'knowledge' of useless facts, and tend to incoherently ramble on about subjects inappropriate to discussions taking place, such as "Talkign Physics to 4 yr old children at Playgroup"

Can be referred to J.S.

There goes Jesus Sandals, always cutting others lunch

That J.S. is driving me nuts, what does microwaves got to do with maths?

Look at the J.S. He needs to buy some better clothes

by Lover of Jesus May 18, 2009

sandals

see through Footwear that people wear in Hot weather

Sandals feel so fucking good to wear in hot weather

by Admir DeMondo December 23, 2003

scrandal

verb: to discretely exaimine another's body (usually attractive), especially chest, crotch and butt regions. Usually people do this to stranger but occassionly to people they know.

noun: someone who repeteadly scrandals someone

Dude, come scrandal this girl and tell me what you think.

I saw you scrandaling her, you devil, you.

by Captain Zach May 29, 2007

scandalous

see def. 1 and 3 of "out cold".

1.That nigga scandalous; he stole his own mama's TV! 2.Don't do that scandalous shit no mo'.

by warewoof September 11, 2003