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sarcastic girl 

A sarcastic girl is what all guys want.
They want a girl who can keep up with their sarcastic remarks, and doesn't get upset when they are just kidding.
Sarcastic girls are also wanted because they can rip on anyone, and become well liked for being clever.
Sarcastic girls are extremely sexy and usually intelligent.
(Guy (sarcastically) to girlfriend): "Oh yeah, you look so fat all the time!"
(girlfriend): "I'm breaking up with you!"
(Guy): "Man I wish my girl was a sarcastic girl and could take a joke...if only."
sarcastic girl by mkg889 February 14, 2009
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sarcasticlap 

A slow clap created in situations of extreme sarcasm or when sarcasm is due.
Also applicable to ironic or satirical situations.
After the dead silence sat for a while following Nancy's horrible joke, I felt a sarcasticlap was in order and did so deliver.

Clap.........Clap.........clap.
sarcasticlap by TheFloyd April 17, 2008

SarcasticVenom 

Guy 1: Did you hear about the emo movement?
Guy 2: I heard of something even more stupid and depressing, it's called SarcasticVenom!
SarcasticVenom by bWo4life12 January 24, 2009

Sarcasting 

(v.) the act of being sarcastic
"Your sister thought I seriously slept with 1000 people? I was sarcasting bro!"
Sarcasting by David Falcones February 3, 2008

sarcastic prick 

one who is a comlete douche bag while being sarcastic. everybody hates them
Thayer Swetland is a sarcastic prick.
Thayer!!, you sarcastic prick...fuck you

Sarcasmistic 

The act of being optimistic yet still being such a sarcastic bastard you make sure they know your lying.
"God dammit Destiny I can't stand Stacy!"

"I know she is such a Sarcasmistic bitch!"

"Shes only jealous! Come on Destiny, lets go eat 4 pounds of ice cream, throw up, and then make out while pretending its not going to complicate our friendship!"

"Alright but this time I get to comfort your little brother when he walks in on us."
Sarcasmistic by Kamidarko January 24, 2009

sarcasmatic 

I have a sarcasmatic personality.
sarcasmatic by SquigleFreak224 September 8, 2008