sasquatchitard

One who is hairy and big but also frickin retarded

That guy is such a sasquatchitard

by YEEYEEEBROTHER December 15, 2017

Sasquatching

The act of driving by and connecting to a bar jukebox, playing an extremely shitty song. Made famous by playing “I Fucked a Sasquatch” by the Seething Fuck Patties.

We drove around Sasquatching every bar in town last night.

by Sasquatch Jr. June 13, 2018

sasquatch legs

When a guy hasn’t shaved his legs in so long, that they have become very furry.

Girl: Oh my, have you seen Michael’s sasquatch legs?

by BluntWhiskers August 9, 2018

Sasquatch

A person is BIGGER and BULKIER than yourself. You know that if you got into a fight with them, one swing of a fist would crack your skull open like an egg. You also know that if they sat on you (intentionally or accidentally, i don't judge) would flatten every single bone in your body. They also highly lower your self esteem because they are clearly bigger and bulkier than you. These specimens are the kinds of people we all aspire to be, but who we know we can't.

*you and a friend are standing in the lunch line*
*a big man named William Davis cuts you*
Your Friend:Can you believe this, a freakin Sasquatch jst cut u-
*you silence him before the beast hears, saving both of your lives*

by nb.Harris4 December 7, 2018

Sasquochinah

Derived from the combination of 'sasquatch' and 'cochina', sasquochinah refers to a human female with distinct beastlike qualities; i.e., size, odor, gait, hair.

Masculine: sasquochino

"Yo, Carlos. I know you said you love BBW's, but this Karen chick is sasquochiNAH."

Drunk guy: "sho whatsh you say we get outta dish plashe baby? "

Drunk girl: "mmm,,, you're cute..."

Heads for the door.

Sober girl: "thank God I found you girl! Wherever you're going i hope you remembered about going to sasquochiNO first! "

by Harry Hen December 25, 2019

sasquatch

group of people who can drink 1 llitre of water in 30 seconds

Sasquatch is defiantly not a cult and u wont die

by xXjerryXxYT March 23, 2020

Sasquatching

Walking off into the wilderness (typically mountainous forests) and trying NOT to be found. Anytime another person, or sign of civilization is encountered, you turn and walk the other direction.

Jae was completely exhausted from the week at work; all he could think about was getting out of the city and sasquatching all weekend.

by landgrabber November 6, 2020