Russell's Law

The hotter a girl is on the internet, the more likely it is she is fake and/or has a penis.

Jack: So what happened with you and that cute Asian girl you met online?
Craig: Russell's Law.
Jack: Oh...

Jack: How big was it?

by The Doooooooom September 7, 2016

roselle park high school

In this school people think their the shit and although it’s a white town/ school; everyone uses the N word, but it doesn’t matter depending on how popular you are and how broken your english is.

Roselle Park High School is the safest place there is

by Donny from the handle February 10, 2018

Rusel

beautiful, courageous, smart, softhearted, kind, lovely, sweet and makes you special.
gives you special room from her/his heart.

Rusel is a name og a young filipina who lives in Philippines

by tutel_cute June 9, 2021

Reseller

An absolute lowlife that buys out the stock of a sought after product, then resells the product for twice the MSRP for personal profit. In other words, a job that takes no skill or work.

John: “Why can’t I find dunk lows for a decent price anywhere?”

Jane: “Because of the asshole resellers that buy the entire stock and sell for their benefit and think that’s considered a job”

by saucyg July 28, 2021

Royal Russell

Royal Russell school is actually a nice school, the campus is really nice with lots of green grass and pretty flowers you just gotta be careful You don’t step in dog shit tho because the school is full of dogs running everywhere, which isnt so good for the students who are terrified of dogs lmao. the buildings are nice tooo especially the newer ones like the science block the toilets on the other hand are where everyone gives head and if your lucky u might walk in on someone doing something not so pg or a group of a girls thinking they are cool and vaping. Royal Russell definitely has its drama and for some reason all the girls at this school like to give head to older boys hmmm. The school is really nice but the people do some questionable things and everyone has a crippling nicotine addiction.

Oh you saw someone smoking weed at the tram stop that must be someone from Royal Russell.

by gosssipgirlwhat April 27, 2022

Russell Crawford

A lovable ginger guy with a fiery temper and a slight tendency to be really sarcastic towards everyone. People often mock Russell but like every true ginger Russell loves the colour of his hair.

Damn he's angry ... oh wait hes Russell Crawford, its ok then.

by Ginja Ninja RC May 4, 2010

Russell friend

Absolute knob head who spreads untrue rumours round school normally about 'crushes' and who people 'like.' He especially likes basing these rumours about siblings

Student 1: Gemma likes Devon
Student 2: who told you?
Student 1: Russell friend
Student 2: don't believe it he is an asshole

by Hollybranch April 19, 2016