ruebenitis

Falling over out of your chair randomly in school.

You have got ruebenitis!

by Dankmemer89 November 21, 2017

rubeniphobia

when your childhood teacher is afraid to play a student in basketball,soccer or even chess.

My teacher has rubeniphobia.

by anonymous1234598 February 13, 2018

rubent

A person who thinks it's acceptable to be out and about in public with only socks on their feet. Rubents typically wear filthy socks due to the fact they refuse to wear shoes.

The convenience store was full of rubents spreading their foot nastiness all over the floor.

by Edward_locke May 22, 2018

Ruben

Very cute guy.He is a guy you would what to be next to for the rest of your life.He is attractive , a lot girls fall for him.May be shy but can express how he feels only for 1 girl.

You would fall for RUBEN if you ever meet one.

by Bellarosas2 March 15, 2018

Ruben

A Guy who likes alondra

Ruben likes alondra a lot he even stalks

her

by By jose mendoza May 11, 2018

Ruben/Röbi

ruben (also called gangster) has the most beautiful dick in the world. it has the perfect size. er luegt nur uf charakter!😂

Pers. 1: What is so special at Ruben/Röbi?
Pers. 2: He has the perfect dick.

by nebur.pino July 21, 2018

Ruben

a gay british male who gets zero action in real life so he dates people online, typically on games such as roblox and minecraft. he gets very emotional at times and likes to express that, which you think is a manly thing to do, but he’s really just looking for attention from his peers. he also enjoys to bully people younger then him because he’s a little bitch with no balls to stand up for himself to others his age or older.

Girl: That guy Ruben is such a prick.
Guy: I know right, what a bitchy asshole!

by pussyslayer2910 August 23, 2018