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Randy

A randy is a slang term for an absolutely massive shlong.
Mike: “Look at how massive that guy over there is. He’s gotta be at least 6’8 270.”
Jim: “Yeah he’s probably got an absolute randy too”
by c_dallas February 26, 2020
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Randy

The name that was given to Jensen Ackles beard, bearded Jensen is also referred to as Beardsen Backles, making Randy the Beardsen Backles beard.
Wow, Randy looks really good in Jensen's new Instagram photo!
by what's the word cas? May 16, 2021
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Randy T

A man who’s sex drive is greater than prime prince andrew
Randy T needs to be stopped
by Tomis2randy March 1, 2022
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andy randy

1. a gay actor from omaha, nebraska who had sex backstage during hairspray
2. an informal way of asking if someone is LGBTQ, often used with his full name
Girl 1: Are you a friend of andy randy?
Girl 2: Yes, I am gay.
by cottage_wife October 23, 2020
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randy rim-job

A randy rim-job is licking and sucking and sticking your tongue as far up a dude's asshole as you can until you make him have a rim-job-gasm and he blows his load.
I gave Matt a randy rim-job -- his ass tastes so fine!
by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021
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randy macho man savage

the act of buying a Slim Jim beef jerky stick, then shoving it up your partner's ass, and either her, or him, poop it out, and you eat it as it comes out, and when you finish you go, "OOOHHHHH YEEEEEEEAH"
Shara gave Michelle a randy macho man savage last night after they purchased some slim jim's at the local seven eleven.
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randy

-to do something correctly in an easy manner
-to play something godly on guitar
Mark- How the hell do you play that song?
Dean- just randy it
by DeanHasALargePenis April 1, 2009
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