what's the square root of this apartment?

Rhetorical question asked by someone distinctly more cool than whomever is being asked in an attempt to point out his or her inherent corniness or dorkiness.

Is used primarily used by a black person to a white person but may be used by any hip person who wants to call out an uncool subordinate.

Originally used in a skit on Chappelle's Show.

"Hey you white guy from Canada, what's the square root of this apartment? (laughs to self)."

by Mos before Bros April 24, 2007

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Root

To have sex.

"She wants to root all the boys"

"I had a root last night"

by Frihet April 18, 2009

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chews the root

(loosely) Really, really, really sucks.

This New Jersey slang phrase is the only expression I know of that can decisively trump "sucks"; how, methinks, is self-explanatory.

I thought the first band sucked, but that next one, they really chewed the root.

by songwriter Nappy Martin September 6, 2005

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RootSec

RootSec short for Root Security is founded and owned by Syskey. This group is notorious for their internet crimes; these group of black hats are not to be messed with. RootSec is a malicious group of individuals who social engineer, bruteforce, ddos, dox, and swat. Do not let anyone from RootSec into your computer as they will rat you and take everything. They aren’t your friends, most likely they are using you to gain information for their own benefit. RootSec can’t be trusted as they love to blackmail and manipulate you to complete certain task to gain notoriety. If contacted by a member of RootSec don’t give out any information as they are the ones who in anyway will take control of any situation. Be aware because if not careful you will become a slave to RootSec.

Encrypt your information before RootSec steps in.

by Scamtec November 9, 2019

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