fuck you and the horse you rode in on

From one of the first popular jokes using profanity:
Old West Bar, men playing poker. Lone Ranger comes in. "You're all under arrest for gambling!"
The poker players say, "Fuck you!"
"But I'm the Lone Ranger. These are my silver bullets, and that's my horse Silver!"
"Well then fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"

If you think I'm putting out my cigarette in my kitchen then fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

by NiteKool October 10, 2008

the rodeo

When a chick is riding a guy and then the guy grabs onto her hips and says, "I have AIDS." He then procedes to hold onto her for as long as he can.

"Uhn Uhn Uhn oh yeah baby do me hard...."
"I HAVE AIDS"
"AHHH LET GO YOU BASTARD AHHHHH"

by J-No May 4, 2003

rode hard and put up wet

describes having completed difficult or harsh, unrelenting work; it refers to the poor care of horses;

the words "hard" and "wet" also lend themselves to sexual innuendo, though they are not part of the original meaning

I just finished a 12 hour shift. I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet.

These kids have worked my nerves! I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet.

Related idioms: worked like a Hebrew slave; worked like a white-mouthed mule

by almost doctor April 16, 2014

fucking goat rodeo

A total mess, a chaotic or frustrating situation, often involving a large number of people attempting the same task. A "cluster fuck." Fucking Goat Rodeo can be used as an alternative to "cluster fuck" and similar terms.

"In that meeting today, everyone was talking over each other, nobody was prepared. It was a fucking goat rodeo."
"He has the whole sales team on that one account. I have a feeling this is gonna be a fucking goat rodeo."
"I'm still stuck in traffic, this is a fucking goat rodeo, i gotta get outta here."

by Dan DeMichele June 11, 2006

Rodent

To be a person with no style or taste in general.

"I like to dance with my shoes on my hands."

"Wow, Rodent."

by TheRodentMaster April 20, 2010

rodean

not as good as elley but also a rich persian in a bentley

hey rodee!

by elley April 16, 2004

Rodeo Style

Having sex doggie style while cupping the womans breasts in your hands and whispering in her ear: "These feel just like your sister's." It is considered a successful event if you can stay on for 8 seconds.

I was doing her rodeo style but couldn't make the buzzer.

by saread January 31, 2009