ricers

has 2 meanings

first, a stupid suburban white teenager who tries to fix up a japanese import with shitty ass parts that do not enhance performance, simply to make ther cars look fast. They dont race cause they know they gonna lose! Loud as hell cars that cant race worth shit!

second meaning applies to an asian motorcycle gang in j-ville. they ussually hang out by the beaches.

pussy ass white ricers cant race worth shit

by omi da homie November 29, 2004

ricer

a car that 1) has a park bench mounted on their trunk 2) has a whale tail mounted on the trunk 3) has less torque than my 1-10 scale electric powered RC car 4) cuts people off on the highway

hey rice boy, why did you buy that park bench, u could just go steal one at night - punks

by Andrew November 23, 2004

ricer redneck

a person with bad taste and little knowledge of nice cars that believes they can join the "import scene" with their busted-ass cars (usually a slow domestic or very old import). they proceed to then add usually cheap (see: American Products Company) aftermarket parts to include loud mufflers, the biggest cheapest spoiler, windshield washer LED's, altezza tailights, light up tire valves, an array of stickers from companies who wouldn't even talk to them about sponsorship, and maybe even nice rims. these individuals will drive arround in their junk cars and believe they are cool and chicks/guys are checking out their cool cars when in fact they are glad they aren't in the car with them being laughed at also.

cool guy 1: man, did you hear that ricer redneck drive by?
cool guy 2: how could i not? it sounded like he was driving a weed-eater at full throttle. i think he was late for work at the taco bell again.

by Big D October 7, 2004

Rickey

The definition of pure love.

"I shall never think again my life unfulfilled for one pitter of your fair heart is worth all the beats of mine" - Rickey

by valenciapanda August 14, 2011

ricer

Any car which was designed to go slow (i.e. civic's, neon's, cavaliers', integra's, etc) which has been modified to even go slower. (i.e. wings, altezzas, ugly rims, stickers, body kits)

Ricer = the downfall of society.

by rice hater April 14, 2006

ricer metal

The style of music that is enjoyed by ricers. Just as ricers have slow, purely aesthetic cars, ricer metal, i.e. mallcore or nu - metal is equally lacking in substance, uniqueness, and talent. One should not be surprised that an individual with such a laughable car would listen to such an abomination of metal.

Hahaha, that ricer is blasting ricer metal, and it's barely audible over his 5" fart can muffler!

by Danger02 November 6, 2008

ricketson

(pronounced "rick it, son!")
v. 1. ) To rig or assemble for temporary emergency use; improvise, usually wth poor or even disastrous results. 2.) to jury-rig something with a shoddy substitute. 3.) exclamation to celebrate cheap jury-rigging.
n. a flimsy temporary fix.

Based on the work of spinal surgeon Dr. Robert Ricketson who lost his license to perform surgery after using a screwdriver in place of titanium rods on a patients neck.

"He broke his cell phone but used rolling papers to ricketson."
"Toss me that cactus. I need a jump so I'm gonna ricketson."
"I didn't study for my bar exam but fuck it. I'll just ricketson."
"I'm not taking cuts in line! That gum on the ground represents my placeholder. Ricketson!"
"We're out of dentures? Forget it. I'll ricketson. Give me those tictacs and some superglue. Now hold still, Mr. Landers..."

by Spider Goodlegs July 29, 2008