revotution

Another word for yo mama

"Revotution is so fat that she wears two different watches for each of the time zones she's in."

by Evanisamazing8 October 8, 2021

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quarantine resolution

A list, or singular item of things you would like to accomplish while in quarantine.

Man who knows how long we will be in quarantine, a good time to start on my quarantine resolution.

by citizen_4.2 April 25, 2020

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New Year's Resolution

Something that you decide to do for an entire year starting on January 1st but end up failing after a month.

My new year's resolution is not to swear the fuck again.

by big hm December 27, 2022

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A resolution made by a gentile to do something nice to a person or persons of the Jewish faith out of guilt that Jews around the world have been getting fucked over since the dawn of time; Made at the begining of each new year.

MARK: Dude, I feel so bad about the fact that we only use Israel for their oil connections...I'm gonna make a Jew Years Resolution to go down to a Temple and give them like, Matza or some weird Jew shit like that.

by Jonnie C. September 25, 2008

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resolutionists

People who crowd the gym in the months of January and February trying to honour their New Year's resolution to be healthier.

I can't wait for all these resolutionists to stop coming here so I can find an open treadmill!

by mickcp January 21, 2014

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Revolutionary War

The only war GREAT Britain ever lost to the french .........

Revolutionary War? Fuck that, we can't fight the french on two fronts, fuck it it's only america, dump it so we can get on with kicking Napoleon's shitty little head in ............. we can always come back and set fire to the white house later .........

by stillwater blue March 4, 2010

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