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cock retainer

The device, a.k.a. underwear, that retains the cock
At the club my cock retainer prevented a full boner.
by READAAR March 21, 2006
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Copycat retard

A group of people or an individual that is so mentally retarded that they cannot think for themselves, so has to copy catchphraises or mimic certain hand gestures such as clicking fingers off a fellow slightly smarter retard of the group.
simon and ryan are so retarded they copy adam in every way possible this is from a simple click of the fingers to repeating everything that he has just said in a previous sentance, from now on people like these are called copycat retards.
by kev schmit March 9, 2008
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Optical Retard

One who's eyes make him/her look retarded regardess if they are or not.
Bill: Did you see that optical retard?

Pete: Yeah. That is one fucked up pair of peepers.
by xenite October 6, 2008
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tactical retard

a person who uses the same tactic every time even though it usualy fails
chris: frontal assault will work.
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chris: maybe it will work this time.
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chris: maybe it will work this time.
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steve: what a tactical retard
by MR.Chaosman12345 December 21, 2009
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big fat fucking retard

wow, isnt mully such a big fat fucking retard?
by sirspyhotdog May 23, 2021
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Retard Motivation

The limitless determination errupted oftenly in mentaly-disabled/arrogent people when they really want to do something that would be normally considered frivolous, impossible, or even murderous, depending on the initiative of the person using it.
"Dude, I over at my friends house when he got really drunk and tried to fly down the stairs like superman"

"Yeah, he gets some retard motivation when he gets really sloshed"
by Comenter2222@yahoo.com February 11, 2012
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Retard Handshake

Going in for a handshake and 'accidentally' slipping a thumb in the other person's asshole.
"I saw that hot chick from the 6th floor in the elevator today, you know, the one I called dibs on, I nearly gave her a retard handshake as she walked out."
by slack455 July 31, 2012
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