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Socially Retarded

A person that thinks facebooking, twittering, texting, and being glued to your phone is being social even though its the complete opposite.
John: (staring at his phone) I'm such a social person
Mark: When was the last time you talked to someone face to face? You are more like Socially retarded
by bilbobagg May 20, 2011
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Retarded Unicorn

Retarded Unicorns usualy are pink and girly. They laugh Either Like "HARDYHARHAR." Or "NUAMNUAM" They find themsleves halarious, when they are actually just making a fool of themself.
by Scene girl. November 12, 2010
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Retarded

The act of taking a slice of pizza from the middle of the pizza.
Jimmy was retarded since he took a slice of pizza from the middle.
by HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH October 18, 2017
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Efrum the Retarded Rabbit

Efrum the retarded rabbit was peters great grandfathers idea but people preffered bugs bunny =/
by Battledonutt56 September 5, 2009
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Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.
Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.
by RJ Wells December 12, 2006
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The perfect phrase to let someone know how much you love them... especially for the competitive, yet romantic couple.
guy says, "i love you." girl says, "well, I love you so much its retarded."
by naanaalovessangriaaa February 11, 2010
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get retarded

To be come extremely inebriated, to the point of not having cognative ability or function.
I got a sack of good weed, lets get retarded.
by Anonymous November 3, 2003
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