reader's remorse

When you read a series too fast and realize you'll have to wait several years for the next part.

"Why did I read all of George R. R. Martin's books at once? Why didn't I pace myself?"
"Ah my friend, you've got a case of Reader's Remorse."

by flashwildecard August 24, 2016

Puller's Remorse

That feeling you get when you pull a new white card in the game "Cards Against Humanity" and it would have been perfect for the black card you just had to lay down a white card for.

Person A:*pulls card before Person B reads their white card options.

Person A: Fuck, this card would have been perfect.

Person B: Ah, tough shit. You shouldn't have pulled now and gotten that Puller's Remorse.

by Ceemoaz December 24, 2016

gripper's remorse

When her pussy is so tight that it rips off your cock and she feels terrible about it.

Drew: bruh my gf ripped off my cock with her tight grip walussy!

Diesel: dammmmmnnnnnnnnn bruuhhhh im sorry bout dat. she prolly feelin gripper's remorse by now yo! bee tee dubz she free tn?

by rog43 February 17, 2023

Remus

Remmy. Dot. Is. The. Fucking. Man.

Remus is the shtnig. Remmy dot hoffa steelos.

by Remmy Dot Troffa October 27, 2004

remound

1. Rebound sex with a rotund individual. (noun) 2. The act of having rebound sex with a rotund individual. (verb)

Marathon runner Seth was heartbroken after his breakup with Kathy, and even more so after he discovered she'd been remounding with the human equivalent of the Stay Puft Marshmallow man.

by rostina July 27, 2011

Voters remorse

The feeling of remorse or regret months after the election. The feeling of why did i vote that way ? Why did i vote for him ?

Usually this feeling hits during tax time of the first year after a presidential election.

Guy1: dude, im going through voters remorse cause i realized i shoilda voted for Sanders !

by Theamazinggeek March 13, 2018

Woke Remorse

When a non BIPOC person who claims to be “woke” gets called out on their unconscious privilege

and begs for forgiveness to absolve their guilt.

Her fake ass apology reeked of woke remorse, I felt like the pope the way she was begging for forgiveness, girl bye.

by Ain’t Playin’ August 24, 2022