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JO Remorse

The overwhelming feeling of regret and remorse felt only seconds after climaxing while jerking off (JO). Most commonly felt after masturbation sessions that take place mid day in one's parent's house. Other common and extremely depressing feelings include a lack of self worth, loneliness, and sometimes thoughts of suicide.
"Dude, I got really bad JO remorse earlier today...I really need to get my life back on track."
by chilldudeguyman August 31, 2011
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Recockulous

Completely and utterly rediculous (or reDICK). Can and usually is abbreviated: reCOCK. Synonym: repenis.
Chad: I can't believe Tad is gunna marry a fuckin Yankee fan. Has he no morals?
Brad: I know bro, it's absolutely reCOCKulous on so many different levels.
by fal43 May 2, 2011
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recockulous

Synonym for ridiculous. Dick and Cock are interchangeable.
Working 4 jobs is so crazy it's recockulous
by Summer Knight February 16, 2009
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relocate

Stealing, but trying to avoid the negative connotations that come with that word.
There are certain ways to relocate the software you want.
by 88 Fingers McGee July 8, 2009
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Non-Buyers Remorse

The feeling of sadness and depression one gets when returning from shopping with not much to show for one's day.
Guy 1: I wish I'd bought that Iron Man dvd today, now I'm so depressed.
Guy 2: Dude, you totally have the Non-Buyers Remorse.
by ScaryWardrobe November 11, 2010
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recoculous

The act of being rediculous, with dic repaced with coc.
Joelbill and Corbob are so recoculous.
by Joelbill December 6, 2007
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pie-ers remorse

The extreme and debilitating guilt which emerges immedietly after eating a large and decadent portion of desert. The culprit might be a slice of pie--but could also be cake, ice-cream, cookies, or any other high fat food choice. Pie-ers remorse generally results in several hours of lethargy and self-loathing until the remorse wears off.
I really enjoyed that dinner dear, but eating that enormous slice of fudge-brownie pie has given me pie-ers remorse. I think I'll just go home and sit and watch Law and Order reruns for the rest of the night.
by David Woodard July 17, 2007
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