Redneck Tossing

The act of rolling down a long steep hill in the hopes of performing various acrobatics in the air, but usually resulting in injuring oneself. It is the US equivalent of England's Gloucestershire cheese tossing.

Clyde: Did you here? Clarence and Joe are in the emergency room for spinal and neck injuries!

Rodney: What, did they go redneck tossing down that mountain near cousin eddy's again?

Clyde: Yessir.

Rodney: Figures. Them two are good fer nuthin' hicks yehr me?

by Missicalissipifornia July 24, 2010

Redneck On Vacation

A cheap domestic beer (originally a Pabst Blue Ribbon) that is ordered with a slice of lime.

Bartender: What can I get ya?

Don Strizzle: I'll have two Rednecks On Vacation.

Bartender: Super, what the fuck is a Redneck on Vacation?

Don Strizzle: two PBR's with lime

Bartender: OH, PBR with fruit; great idea. Two fifty, douche bag.

by 190-190 November 29, 2010

redneck mecca

wal-mart - That's where it started. The rednecks let the "wal-marts" come into their towns and destroy the local businesses and provide customers to factories in foreign countries that put local factories out of business.

"I'm goin' to the wal-marts store." That's how a lot of them say it and even write on their checks.

I just tell people I'm going to the redneck mecca because I despise them, which I rarely do anymore. And I once was a committed customer like all the other rednecks until one of their "manager trainees" told me it's against their "corporate policy" to hand out a single business card to another customer or one of their "associates".

by Barry Bright December 28, 2003

Redneck

One who arranges to have their daughter baptized at Daytona Motor Speedway(true story).

The rednecks went to Daytona just to get their daughter baptized there.

by Sean Adler August 3, 2003

redneckangel

I girl who likes to act like one of the boys and will get down with the men in the mud pits or the shooting gallery. whatever they can do she can do she'll usually be sporting a man with a sleevless shirt and skoal ring.

that girl in them cowboy boots is definaty my redneck angel

by April Riley March 30, 2005

Redneck Douchemobile

Similar to a Douchemobile, a Redneck Douchemobile is a truck that has been excessively modified. These modifications include an excessive lift, large tires, loud and excessive exhaust, tinted windows, etc. These can be either gas or diesel. They have large amounts of stickers including Monster Energy, Cummins, Confederate Flag, NRA stickers, Hunting related stickers, etc. These tend to be loud and generate excessive amounts of exhaust, since the owners like to "roll coal"

I got stuck behind a Redneck Douchemobile on the way home from work. It rolled coal so bad I could see where I was going.

by BigMacNX01 August 16, 2019

Redneck Alarm clock

Falling asleep with a full beer in your hand, waking up to it spilling on you, after you shift positions in your sleep.

He was so drunk last night that he turned on his Redneck Alarm clock.

by Donavan Murdoc July 15, 2009