A Mueller Report

A legally binding federal document that can be altered to fit however you feel on a particular day. Usually A Mueller Report says one thing, then a second document is released on a later date that is changed or altered to say whatever the author chooses. A Mueller Report is often confusing, contradictory, and is hard to believe it is taken seriously, but it is.

"Donald, our company stands to lose millions" Let's file A Mueller Report to the shareholders, and after the dust settles, we'll change it to keep the dummies happy. "

by James Westen April 18, 2019

Rebooty

The act of waiting for the sexual organs to re set so that sex can continue and one can experience another orgasm.

After my lover gave me the best orgasm, I had to wait for my privates to rebooty. Or..My man climaxed during intercourse. It took him 30 minutes to {rebooty}, so that we could do it again.

by annieoakley June 1, 2011

Resort To Geronimo

Is the last attempt to knock your prison cell inmate buddy the fuck out before he has his way with your ass.

Be forewarned, a failed attempt at resort to geronimo may create a Geronimo Whiplash situation.

Please refer to Urban Dictionary for Geronimo Whiplash

Hey Hawkins, did you see that inmate resort to geronimo the when he was about to get plugged the other day?

by Dranon Von Ryle August 31, 2011

Norwegian Resort

A known community that originated on ROBLOX during the month of April in 2018. Founded by Xonori also known as Cole who still runs it to this day. Norwegian Resort is a hotel/resort simulation game created on ROBLOX for the fun of users on ROBLOX who are interested and/or intrigued by the community in general and great for new players just now finding about the hotel/resort community as Norwegian Resort offers a great place for beginners as they are not insanely strict and the rules are easy to understand.

Resort/Hotel games have promotions/demotions/trainings/applications and much more that you use to progress through the 18 role-sets that groups on ROBLOX have, players will work their way up the 18 roles by attending trainings or by showing activity at the Resort game.

Norwegian Resort has been a continuously growing community since April of 2018 and continues to be to this day, and continues to grow as a large community and family.

Who wants to go to Norwegian Resort?

by CewnBoy January 24, 2019

The Colbert Report

Only the BEST show ever run by Stephen Colbert on comedy central at 11:30

I love the Colbert Report. For once a member of the press that is conservative

by Fabio J March 28, 2006

Last Resort

While at a social event, it is the guy/girl you know you can take home at the end of the night if you don't score with the girl/guy that you really want to hit. Usually of mediocre looks/intelligence/sex appeal.

The person with whom you will settle having sex with if your date decides 'I'm not that kind of girl/guy' and won't put out.

I was set to nail that MILF I met at the footbal game, but then her fuckin' kid sprained his ankle and couldn't spend the night at his friends house. I had to call that last resort slut on the skank block!

by No Way, Jose September 4, 2008

ReBirth

An awsome comic by artist David Edwards about life after death and the corruption of souls. Can be considered a comedy as well as a drama. Main character is a Death Bringer who brings in his final soul from living, only to discover that it is being used as fuel for the machine of monotony and bleakness that is life. A must read for anyone who enjoyed "JTHM" or "The Flight of the Fandango"

What is ReBirth? It's... a program unlike anything you could fathom. It is purpose itself.
-Malaguena Daemon

by Rasputin the Dead Dude April 15, 2006