North Reading

1.Town of complete fucking dominance, everyone is fucking boss, and sports is the best. No one takes any shit, especially from the assholes in Lynnfield. Not to be mistaken with the most fucking awesome place evar.

2. Town controlled by shitty schools. nuff said

Oh wow I wana live in North Reading its so fucking awesome.

Wow I hope our town isnt like North Reading schools.

by Jizz McLongballs March 3, 2011

bulgarian lip reading

Bulgarian lip reading is the art of moving your lips as quickly as possible as if speaking Bulgarian while your mouth is connected to your wife's vagina! I.E licking out the old puuuuuusssssy!!

Husband :- Darling shall we partake in a little Bulgarian lip reading?

Wife :- yes darling

Husband :- spread them wide then my dear!

by The clit tickler October 18, 2013

stop reading garbage

If you don't like something, DON'T FREAKING READ IT!!!

This is gross, I think I shall stop reading it...

by jj November 18, 2004

reasing

Anxiously awaiting a swift kick to the groin. The receiver may or may not know the specific moment to expect delivery.

There I was, with more money than sense. I was reasing when I heard my doorbell ring.

by Reasemaster June 1, 2014

reaping havoc

bringing chaos around.

that boy has been reaping havoc since he got here.

by Fuhker N. Leever January 10, 2008

Reading (Town)

Da pimps rule da roost 'ere in Reading....

Large town with a lot of sexy people to drool over if bored.

A lot of homeless people and chavs. Primark is the biggest and most popular shop here!!

Reading (town) is fit

by gee and l May 16, 2011

reading the bible

Is a code word for sex. I made it up in high school, so people that didn't know what it was still thought we were good kids

Tyson & Lindsay just left to go read the bible.

by wildcat February 8, 2005