Razorback

An inferior subspecies of Homo Sapien. Has no genetic diversity do to only inbreeding. Has history of never winning a BCS Championship, partly do to the Homosexualness of ALL Razorback men. Razorback individuals do not believe in hygiene, and state they would rather eat an entire can of smashed buttholes than to place a toothbrush in their mouth, or a bar of soap within 10 feet of themselves. Rarely seen outside of their own state as they are afraid "someone else" will sneak in and have sex with their sibling.

I heard a Razorback say, " If anybody gonna have sex with my sister, it's gonna be me!"

by JOHNHOLMESSENIOR August 23, 2011

Razor Jimbob

Term which refers to someone who is poor and, in Medieval Times, relied on archery to make his way in the world - however he is always weak. Can be described as a "wannabe Cessrooster".

Ignore him, he's just a Razor Jimbob.

by Miles Chapman January 12, 2008

razor bugers

Razor Bugers is the substance that forms inside your nose often when at high altitude or in a very dry, windy climate. They are bugers that are extremely sharp and have the potential to lacerate the inside of the sinus cavity.

I had a bad case of razor bugers and bled all over my sister.

I used my razor bugers as shirukens to fight off the horde of zombies.

by Bugerface January 19, 2011

Chaotist_Razor

Kyle's black companion.

Kyle's not a racist, he's friends with Chaotist_Razor.

by ChickenSoda December 15, 2004

rusty razor

A rusty razor is the result of shaving your anus and getting shit between the blades of your razor, you then get your partner to lick the shit out of the razor and they cut their tongue! Resulting in shit and blood on the blade. If You then wank in their mouth after the rusty razor is a frosted rusty razor

My girl got a rusty razor last night.

by Yello2 October 24, 2017

Razor Fist

A way to describe how mean you are to someone. One of the highest levels. The term comes from the name of an awesome channel on Youtube, who is known for his gaming rants.

"Wow, you totally razor fisted that guy!"

"He's such a razor fist to everyone."

by ElliotThatOneNeko March 16, 2014

razor

n., Person (usually male) who meticulously submits multiple fake entries to Urbandictionary to prove a logically flawed argument

"Dime Piece? Dude, you're such a razor!"

by crazy88hk December 9, 2012