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Ranked Competitive Sex

"The existence of Casual Sex implies the existence of Ranked Competitive Sex"
"Casual sex is for losers. I only partake in Ranked Competitive Sex."
by Cousin Throckmorton December 10, 2023
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rank-of-importance

Arrangement of several issues, tools, people, depending on what share of usefulness each will take if prioritized on a particular period of time.
Let me use the rank-of-importance to sort out old customer orders before the new ones arrive.
by Walkoment October 31, 2020
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Jerkmate Ranked

Popular online form of entertainment and contests between like-minded people of all ages, who all share a passion for ejaculation, whilst all achieving certain standards of gooning and jelqing. This contest is judged upon the speed, intensity and flair of stroking one's Corpus spongiosum (penis). The competition is carried out in formats of single, doubles and squad.
Billy have you done your work yet?

'Fuck off I'm gooning on Jerkmate Ranked'
by Fondle Monster 69 February 3, 2025
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CGS RANK

A rank which jordan and sleepie have decided to take from the talented and kind jamescgs.
this rank also has powerful things that you take from jamescgs when you take this rank from him like his pride.
jordan and sleepie took cgs rank away from jamescgs even though he paid a dollar for it
by jamescgs November 27, 2021
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Rank

Something that really sucks or make no sense
1: "Bro i failed my test"
2: "thats so rank"
by Chocothunder February 26, 2022
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Rank beggar

a dumbass who keeps begging for ranks. More abundant if the person knows you in real life (if you are an admin or anyone who can grant ranks)
Person 1: gIbE mE dA rAnK
Person 2: no! die rank beggar!
by some dude irl December 18, 2019
mugGet the Rank beggarmug.

rank alting

Playing a game on a separate account to avoid playing with people your rank or skill level.
Different way of saying smurfing for people in denial about what they are doing .
This guys rank alting what a looser!
by CO0p3r March 13, 2024
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