Bro 1: "Man you were a straight commie last night"
Bro 2: "What?"
Bro 2: "Going crazy of those Red Russians"
Bro 2: "What?"
Bro 2: "Going crazy of those Red Russians"
by steezyfool November 20, 2010
Get the Red Russian mug.Plunging your pole into the firm black hole of the abyss. This black hole preferably belongs to old Russians. Side effects normally include not being able to sit or walk for days, a headache, and a ten hour recovery period.
Phil: I can't walk man.
Andrew: Why can't you walk my friend.
Phil: I would rather not say...
Andrew: Oh no, not Extreme Russian Crushin!
Andrew: Why can't you walk my friend.
Phil: I would rather not say...
Andrew: Oh no, not Extreme Russian Crushin!
by extremerussiancrushin November 22, 2011
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Cocktail made in a highball glass or old-fashioned glass consisting of equal parts, usually shots, of Vodka, Baileys, and Kahlua on the rocks (ice).
When you first get that feeling of a sore throat, head straight to your favorite bartender and order up a blind Russian or three and you will feel all better tomorrow!
by O-Penned-Mind September 6, 2014
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Get the Jolly Russian mug.You are taking your semi-erect penis and jacking it vigorously. Then, you take a shot of vodka and put it down your semi-erect penis hole before you cum into someone’s mouth, so they are drinking vodka while you are making it snow.
by Stumphugger69 February 25, 2020
Get the Wobbly Russian mug."Sleep like a Russian" (catchphrase), means sleeping very tightly. The catchphrase comes from the fact that a Russian can sleep very deeply because he is in the knowledge that his country is the biggest country in the world. He therefore believes that no one and nothing can harm him, which gives him a deep sleep.
This idiom can be further used in various contexts to express a person's high level of confidence and composure towards what is happening around them.
This idiom can be further used in various contexts to express a person's high level of confidence and composure towards what is happening around them.
"Did you sleep well?" "Oh you bet I did, I slept like a Russian!"
"Do you usually have a good nights sleep?" "Yes, I always sleep like a Russian"
"Do you usually have a good nights sleep?" "Yes, I always sleep like a Russian"
by Kycka August 2, 2022
Get the Sleep like a Russian mug.secretary: Hey trump, its the Russians they're invading!!!
Trump man: OH NOOOOO!!!! BUILD A WALL IT MUST BE HHHHUUUUGGGEEEE THIS TIME SLAV PROOF!!!!
secretary: that's impossible!!!!
(soviet union notional anthem plays sonic loud)
Trump man: OH NOOOOO!!!! BUILD A WALL IT MUST BE HHHHUUUUGGGEEEE THIS TIME SLAV PROOF!!!!
secretary: that's impossible!!!!
(soviet union notional anthem plays sonic loud)
by STALIN FOREVER February 26, 2019
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