riding the palm sled

A euphemism for male masturbation.

Don't disturb Dave, he's riding the palm sled.

by The Dumbo Slap April 26, 2010

riding my horsey

A female masturbating with a dildo or butt-plug. Designed to sound innocent.

Girl: What you doing when you get home?
Girl 2: Going to be riding my horsey.

Girl: heyyy me too
*high five*

by Demascuslol March 23, 2011

riding first class

Consuming an alcoholic beverage while a passenger in a motor vehicle.

I called shotgun, and I brought a sixer so I'll be riding first class.

by Hors D'oeuvre May 9, 2012

riding the trike

The down time spent in large institutional buildings by staff during periods when the building is not occupied. Typically experienced by university residence life staff during summer break. Refers to the scenes in the movie The Shining where Danny rides his trike through the deserted hotel.

Barry: Hey bro, what you doing now that students are gone for summer?

George: Not much man, playing Call of Duty 4, sleeping, watching Netflix... you know, just riding the trike.

by BoredRD June 13, 2013

Riding the Julius express

Taking a massive hit of LSD and tripping balls for several hours straight.

Angelos put so many hits of LSD into my fruit salad and now I'm going to be riding the Julius express.

by The Voodoo September 25, 2013

riding the velvet dragon

v. To engage in anal sex.

Hey Joe, I was riding the velvet dragon last night for the first time!

Did it feel better than vaginal?

To me, yes, but some people prefer apple pie to pecan.

by fredoandmichael December 26, 2013

riding italian

Husband driving the car while his wife sits in the backseat

When Cosimo's parents drive to the grocery store, they are riding Italian.

by MCD11 March 1, 2014