Rickshaw’s Optimum Theorem

Rickshaw's Optimum Theorem states that at any moment of lethargy, regardless of anticipation or willingness, shall productivity invariably be inferior to that of complete inaction.

By Rickshaw’s Optimum Theorem, I should do this leave this assignment for tomorrow as I am very tired.

by Victor Akhmetzyanov October 1, 2024

Rickie

A person who has all syndroms on the spectrum and is unable to finish a whole conversation without being a n1gger.

A person who wants to breed with freshmen as a super senior.

Yo dude wtf why did u just pull a rickie? they are freshmen bro

by anonymous March 24, 2025

Rickshaw pullers

Nickname of Bangladeshis who dream of capturing India within 4 days using their high tech rickshaw launchers and high range missiles inside their undergarments

Bangladeshi : We will capture Endia. No Endians will escape

Indian : Says one from the rickshaw pullers community whose own country is getting occupied by Arakan forces

by Hoor-Loving-Bakradeshi July 8, 2025

Rickiyla

Rickiyla is VERY high maintanence

Damn rickiyla, another install? This is the fourth one this month.

by rickiyla's friend July 16, 2025

Rickie’d

When someone says they’ll hang out but in fact doesn’t. Rendering themselves a little bitch.

He Rickie’d out on us again, what a bitch. We got the old Rickie rub-a-dub.

by Duchess Crandall September 28, 2025

jaunt rickity

a hammered, beat-up, but still reliable car.

If your car won't start, we'll just take my jaunt rickity.

by T-Bone October 13, 2003

john ricks

a korean with a koala bear tattoo eating golden eucalyptus and shitting out rainbows

I dropped the tab, now im john ricks'ing it

by latifah35 September 24, 2014