quifficient

to be quick and effcient

that was so f'ing fast it was quifficient!!

by funbobby69 February 26, 2010

quiffel

(adj)
Showing uncommonness, or uniqueness.
Not commonly known.(often used to talk about something related to videogames)

That lamp is so quiffel.
His hat is very quiffel, it is made of metal and Styrofoam balls.
I have a quiffel fact about StarCraft.

by kickthemoney February 4, 2010

Quimlet

A female that is very small or too young to pursue sexual relations with.

Sorry darling, its not happening. You're a quimlet. -

All the quimlets are getting on the bus after school

by Paranoidangel November 26, 2010

quifferniffer

A really hairy smelly sex organ that is used to mop up the most vulgar messes. Be careful of the monsters that hide in the trenches hideous thing.

Hey joe, could i borrow your mother's quifferniffer?

by HonerBunzLovesPookie March 20, 2011

quief slit

Quief Slit, N.

1.) A slit through which a woman quiefs; slang or vulgar term for a leaky vagina.

2.) A term of endearment that can be used to call your friends.

*Not to be confused with the often over used term piss slit.

*Works well when you use the word fucking right before it to add emphasis.

"Hey dude, look at that hot fat chick!"
"Are you serious bro?? OMG! Take off your boner goggles I bet she has a quief slit as long as my arm!"

"Ya I have Curtis in my Science class next period, he is a huge douche."
"I agree man he is a douche, not to mention a total fucking quief slit! Come on Mike its puff puff pass, not puff puff puff puff pass. Now your being a quief slit too, fucking ass pirate!"

by TotalJerk October 26, 2012

Quifletoe

when a bitch with a camel toe quifs.

I saw a girl with a quifletoe.

by Siketoe June 1, 2017

quifflet

A person who is dumb, and extremely clumsy

"My god he's such a quifflet"

by Slushiesandsuicide March 10, 2018