ultra-queef

somewhat like the original queef, only many times more powerful. an ultra-queef is produced while having intercourse. While a man has inserted his penis from behind into her vagina(Doggy Style), an air bubble gets stuck inside the females poon. it its hard for the male to realize this air pocket until a fart like noise comes from the pleasure zone. during a regular queef the sex continues. with an ultra-queef there is no finish line. the amount of queef is so high that it either A makes the man throw up right onto her back, or B the air is so strong it pops the love stick out of the vagina. After this happens the penis will become flaccid and crawl inside your body.

"hey man i thought you had a girl in there, why did you fart so loud? i heard it from outside!" long pause...."I wished it was me but it was a... a... an ULTRA-QUEEF"

by Dr. Mayhem September 19, 2009

Cheif Queef

1.) The mythical vag blower, the leader of a tribe of alpha females, 'The one who does not fart from the butthole.' aka the queeftan (cheiftan-queef).

2.) A male who is known for emitting awkward wet farts, often titled the 'Cheif Queef', because people question his gender.

1.a 'From now on we're calling you cheif queef, because you fart like a woman'

1.b 'Legend says that the queeftan can breath fire from her vagina.'

1.c 'She thinks she's special 'cause people be movin' out of the way when she be walkin' by, crazy ass bitch calls herself the cheif queef."

2.a "I heard cheif queef over there is wearing a diaper today."

by Idonthaveanythingtodowiththis. September 11, 2013

quaff

To Drink Heartily

by Nikki October 6, 2003

queef chief

The supreme commander and chief of queefing. Usually a whore if referring to a woman, or a fruity fag if referring to a man.

Dick: Wow. I heard kim got fucked like 54 times last night.

Abe: Yeah. And Ronald got pounded in the ass by 4 guys at once.

Dick: Frickin' queef chiefs.

by JakE October 20, 2007

Queef

the funniest kind of fart, coming from the v-a-g-i-n-a

oml she had a queef and I almost had a technicolor yawn it was so funny.

by itz_kidz June 5, 2016

queefer

One who queefs. A Queef is a pussy fart created through conscience control of the vaginal muscles.

She wrapped her legs around my face and then pronounced that she was Queen LaQueefer and proceeded to queef the loudest and most disguisting smelling pussy fart that I have ever heard and smelled.

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

Queef Butter

The feminine juices ejected from a vagina

"I found her gym shorts practically dripping with queef butter..."

by deformeddavo January 29, 2008