Tax queers

People who get married for tax reduction purposes.

Person 1: Harry and Ginny paid $10,000 less this year in taxes.

Person 2: Pshh. Tax Queers. They only do it for the money, not love.

by MorphLord October 1, 2017

queer faggotry

when you’re queerness overloads past the max, through the roof.

what typaqueer faggotry is this shit

by skydnadsabelden December 9, 2017

Straight-Queer

Someone who acts gay as hell, but is actually really straight.

Syd is actually not gay, he’s just a straight-queer.

by Boozy Gang March 11, 2018

queer beard

Someone who you coauthor with who has a marginalized gender identity or sexual orientation (e.g. LGBT2Q+), in order to credibly discuss issues of gender as a cishet person. Could equally apply to people of marginalized racial identities (see race beard).

That guy only writes with so-and-so so he can talk about queer topics without being attacked, and get into those progressive journals! I would go as far to say he's using them as a queer beard...

by secretuser420 April 7, 2020

Queer Cum

When your cum appears to be yellow in color.

I had queer cum last night, it was soo cool!

by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020

Queer Rope

When you see the back of another mans Head and their is a glorious bundle of Queer Rope there in front of you to grab on and Hang and Bang,

I saw his majestic proud gay length of Queer Rope hanging from his head and proceeded to Hang and Bang that Badussy.

by Bupp&Zeider August 30, 2023

queer bait

some one with a weak spine that would attract a raging homosexual

ok queer bait.

by the come goblin December 5, 2021